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martyrdoomr:

I’m crying omg

martyrdoomr:

I’m crying omg

gonnaslapabitch:

but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing

like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best

it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u 

why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

thefrogman:

Ah yes, much more comfy than that awful soft, pillowy thing. 
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thefrogman:

Ah yes, much more comfy than that awful soft, pillowy thing. 

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crammingforcookies:

not-medicine:

alecmadeablog:

Take Photoshop away from me, please.

He wouldn’t even have fighting moves, other than one or two methods of throwing food. The rest would be NOTHING but taunts.

I can see him going up to Kirby during his special move and saying “YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING STEW?!”

woahkicks:

JoJo that’s not how it works ok

woahkicks:

JoJo that’s not how it works ok

superpunch2:

Guinea pig armor available at ebay.